Reblog this and I will write a short story to you
lookatallthelovelyfandoms: Being I’m a shitty artist, I might as well use what I have. It’ll be based off of your blog. So whichever fandom you are in, I’ll make a story for that.
cauliflowerqueen: geekscoutcookies: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them Worth reblogging. Sorrynotsorry.
cockchomp: you will not make me feel bad about being quiet you will not make me feel bad about my body you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words you will not make me feel bad about being nervous you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of humor that you don’t get ...
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foolishcaptainkia: theneenou: A boy stands alone with the wind in his tresses and the adrenaline racing through his veins like a drug he shouldn’t be enjoying. His mind carries the burden of a heavy decision and the his heart… the full-fledged weight of guilt in his chest. He has years of knowledge far beyond his days and his eyes have seen too much pain for one so young. But now time is...
ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman like you” and i was like “do you know what dad being sexist doesn’t look fine on anyone” and everyone laughed at him and i just sat there like
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
half of me: screw it i'm gonna eat pizza and ice cream and cookies because i am beautiful and special no matter what my body looks like
other half of me: omg how could you poison your body with those chemicals PUT THE OREO DOWN HONEY THINK OF YOUR HEALTH
ponyboy-gold: i can’t stop thinking about this article i read today about an arabian guy who was deported for being too good looking and when i look at him i see that it really is a crime
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
Reblog if you watch Doctor Who, Supernatural,...
transgalacticwanderer: yjpinkiequinn: I’m quite curious to see how big the Superwholock fandom really is
digitaldoggy: one time this dude was being stupid so i said “well you can’t spell stupid without u” and he got really angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a rly long time
shalrath: “Young woman, please fix your bra, I can see it”, the teacher says to the student. “But miss, this is not a bra, this is a bathing suit top!”, she exclaims. For some reason, teacher takes this as a legit excuse, since for some reason bathing suits aren’t as controversial as underwear is despite there is literally no difference between them. The crisis is averted. The apocalypse of...
no-shit-benedict: I need more blogs to follow. Reblog if you post: Supernatural Sherlock Doctor Who Superwholock Lord of the Rings The Hobbit The Hunger Games
sly-mcp: whothefuckisalexturner: abhortion: ginnifergoodwins: foodtrucker: ‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on #glad to know it’s international #’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella “running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair ‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar “Being on your...
bloodyneptune: So John Barrowman isn’t a part of the 50th. I hope BBC hires extra security because I have a feeling he will be there regardless.